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Now thts a parking job! I walked to the side of the car to inspect the damage, there was no damage! It was juuuuust barely touching the pole lol wish I was present to see this being done lol! #parking #nyc #newyorkcity #car #lucky #pole #nodamage #wtf

WTF?!?!

WTF do we have to do to have CLEAN anal sex & not shart?

Not eat for 24 hours?!?!?

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U are NOT fat! This chick was bhind me on the phone complaining tht she was “fat” tht she needed to loose weight….. WTF?! She’s skinnier thn me & I complain I need to GAIN weight. Whts wrong with society? Wht kind of a message are we sending to women? #notfat #perfect #pretty #wtf #weight #issue #juststop
“i’ve got nothing left for you. nothing.”

(Source: howtocatchamonster)

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As my cousin says… “a 60lb dog that thinks he’s a cat” #dog #monster #cat #puppy #big #crazy #lapdog #heavy @masterbuilder357
Even candy wants to enter The Dark Side #darkside #candy #skittles #dark #yummy
Stroller Parking… under lock & key #parking #stroller #locked #newyorkcity #newyork #babies #lockandkey
Don’t Fuk wit da pussy…..cat. Someone had a tussle with the kitty. Lesson learned? @masterbuilder357 #catfight #nail #fight #hissyfit #dog #cat #poorbaby
Nom nom nom @horrorfixation #bats #batcakes #pancakes #breakfast #yum #eatme
One cup, two……. is it me or is this just a really bad name for a “restaurant” Lmfao!!!!!! #food #restaurant #badname #wtf